movieoftheday: Mike: You know Stan, I feel sorry for you.Stan: You don’t know me.Mike: Oh, but I do. All too well. You’re the man. Captain of the basketball team. Dates the pretty girls. High school is your kingdom. But people, Stan’s a bully. Why? It’d be way to easy to say Stan preys on the weak simply because he’s a dick. Stan here, is much more complex than that. See according to leading psychiatrists, Stan’s a bully for one of three reasons: 1. Underneath all the male bravado there’s an insecure little girl banging on the closet door trying to get out. 2. Like a caveman, Stan’s brain is underdeveloped. Therefore Stan is unable to use self-control and so he acts out aggressively. And the 3rd reason, Stan has a small wiener.

movieoftheday:

Mike: You know Stan, I feel sorry for you.
Stan: You don’t know me.
Mike: Oh, but I do. All too well. You’re the man. Captain of the basketball team. Dates the pretty girls. High school is your kingdom. But people, Stan’s a bully. Why? It’d be way to easy to say Stan preys on the weak simply because he’s a dick. Stan here, is much more complex than that. See according to leading psychiatrists, Stan’s a bully for one of three reasons: 1. Underneath all the male bravado there’s an insecure little girl banging on the closet door trying to get out. 2. Like a caveman, Stan’s brain is underdeveloped. Therefore Stan is unable to use self-control and so he acts out aggressively. And the 3rd reason, Stan has a small wiener.
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    You know Stan, I feel sorry for you. Stan: You don’t know me. Mike: Oh, but I do. All too well. You’re the man. Captain...
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    You know Stan, I feel sorry for you. Stan: You don’t know me. Mike: Oh, but I do. All too well. You’re the man. Captain...
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    me.. just saying…
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    Shirley & I’s 2nd favorite part of the movie (((:
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    Mike: You know Stan, I feel sorry for you. Stan: You don’t know me. Mike: Oh, but I do. All too well. You’re the man....
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    this scene is so hot for some reason .
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    Mike: You know Stan,...feel sorry for you. Stan: You don’t know me. Mike: Oh, but I do....
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    I remember watching this at the movies for my birthday in 6th grade w/ everybody! Memories!
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